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Man Swallows Entire of 750-Milligram Bottle of Liquid Viagra

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Man Swallows Entire of 750-Milligram Bottle of Liquid Viagra: A 50-something man was forced to seek medical attention after drinking an entire 750-milligram bottle of liquid Viagra, which caused him to experience severe vision issues such as a debilitating night blindness, doughnut-shaped spots in his eyes and an extreme sensitivity to light

Gee, who could have ever guessed that taking an entire bottle of a medication instead of the recommended dosage could have negative side effects? Imagine that? Obviously, this is someone who has to learn his lessons the “hard way!”

I mean, hasn’t he ever heard that old phrase - "stop it, or you'll go blind?” Sadly, it all happened so fast, he never saw it coming. Now, he’s in a situation where he can’t even bend over to tie his own shoes and was forced to sell his Mini Cooper.

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Meanwhile, the poor guy’s gonna be saddled with all these medical bills and heaven knows he’s not a rich man - in fact, he just a “working stiff.” On the other hand, at least now - he'll have something interesting to say when friends call him up and ask “hey, what's up?”

One thing’s for sure, when this guy walks down the street these days - his reputation’s gonna precede him. That said, the story does have kind of a happy ending in that he did end up marrying the date he had that night he took all that Viagra, so I guess it’s fair to say that “love is blind.”

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