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New Jersey Referee Ordered Black Wrestler To Cut Hair

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New Jersey Referee Ordered Black Wrestler To Cut Hair: People all over the world are decrying a New Jersey referee’s decision to force a black teen wrestler to cut his hair or forfeit his match as racist ruling.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, it turns out the referee was bald - so that ought to tell you something. Now knowing that, one can't help but wonder - had only hair transplants and minoxidil had been a bit more affordable in New Jersey, would this humiliating incident have ever even occurred?

Then, to add insult to injury - immediately following his hastily arranged forced buzzcut - the ref insisted the teen followup by purchasing a quality Paul Mitchell Systems Shampoo and Conditioner and arrange a touchup on his new hairdo’s rough edges at the Jose Eber Hair Salon in fashionable Beverly Hills.

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