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Robert Kraft Day Spa Founder Attended Trump's Super Bowl Party

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Robert Kraft Day Spa Founder Attended Trump's Super Bowl Party: Li Yang, the founder of the Florida day spa where New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was recently busted for allegedly soliciting prostitution, watched this year's Super Bowl at the party hosted by President Donald Trump.

Well, what’s so surprising about that? After all, Trump does know all the best people. And of course, everyone who attended was expected to bring something for the Super Bowl potluck - and she brought dessert. So what’s the big deal? The Patriots won - sounds like everybody there had a happy ending.

I mean, what could be suspicious about a successful businesswoman attending Donald Trump’s Super Bowl party? Why, I’m positive Melania mentions her name quite frequently during her “Be Best” speaking tour. Not to mention, President Trump can always use someone with the know-how of a Li Yang to boost crowd size at his rallies. Sounds like a win-win all the way around.

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