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Scientists Try to Unravel Secret of Why Wombat Poop is Cube-Shape
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Scientists Try to Unravel Secret of Why Wombat Poop is Cube-Shaped: Scientists say that of all the mysteries of the animal kingdom, one most baffling is the common wombat’s unique ability to produce feces that is shaped like a cube.
And while some critics may argue the damn wombats are just ripping off the great cubists like Picasso and Braque, wombat defenders call that criticism just a load of crap and claim wombats have come by all their cube-shaped poop designs “fair and square.”And while I'm certainly no scientist, I say the cube-shaped stools are because the wombats always make sure to have three sqaure meals a day.
As for me , I’d like to sincerely thank all the dedicated researchers who’ve spent so much time and money working diligently on a project like this - because, whether they know it or not, they’ve helped me to feel much so better about my job now.
