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Trump Threatens to Close Mexico Border if No Wall Funding

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Trump Threatens to Close Mexico Border if No Wall Funding: In a series of tweets, Donald Trump has been threatening to close down the US border with Mexico “entirely” if Democrats don’t give in and provide him with the funding he’s been demanding for his border wall.

Trump added that if closing the US/Mexican border isn’t enough to sway those damn Democrats, he may be forced make a bold statement and bomb the hell out of what the White House, Fox News and many other white nationalist “patriots” consider to be perhaps the most dangerous symbolic attack on US sovereignty we have in this country - the Statue of Liberty.

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Well, at least now we know what Santa brought Donald for Christmas - lunacy! Now I’m no policy genius, but I think at a times like this - it’s extremely important for everyone to remember that it’s never a good idea to give in to the childish demands of a 5-year-old brat - even if that brat happens to be 72.

Now, the pressing question that remains is - what’s next on the agenda? I think the simple answer is - ask those Fox News “legal experts” if he also has the power to shut down other countries - you know, like the Mexican and Canadian Governments. I mean, why not? Isn’t this supposed to be all about America first? Well, come on - we shut down first!

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