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Vice President Pence Outlines Groundwork for a Future Space Force
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Vice President Pence Outlines Groundwork for a Future Space Force: Speaking at the Pentagon with the all the Joint Chiefs in attendance, Vice President Mike Pence announced sweeping changes that will reorganize how the Department of Defense will handle space operations after the authorization and establishment of a separate Department of the Space Force.
Is it just me, or is it beginning to sound like Pence and the “Joint Chiefs” may have actually been smoking some joints? I mean, this sounds like a clear case of “Jim Beam me up Scottie!” And what better way to celebrate this monumental financial windfall for President Trump and his multi-national defense contractor friends than holding that glamorous military parade he’s long been clamoring for? Now my suggestion is hold it on the planet Mars.
That said, perhaps someone ought to remind the President that in outer space - no one gets deferments because of "bone spurs.” And now that we've got this “Space Force,” hadn’t we better look into forming some kind of “Underground Force” too? You know, just in case the “Mole People” should decide to pull a sneak attack. But then again, I suppose these decisions are better left to all the technical experts over at Infowars.
