A Brand New Patch.

Hey Studio City, open your latch!  Here it comes - a brand new Patch!

With a sunset shot of the Boulevard, where we work and shop and party hard.

Our Go-To Guy is Mike Szymanski.  Think maybe he can't?  Oh yes, he canski.

He'll give us a nudge toward fortune and fame, because you know we're all in this game.

The heart of the Valley is where we call home.  Why would we ever wander or roam? 

We've got all we need right here in our town.  No need to parade in black tie and gown.

Our new Patch will tell us what we need to know.  Then it's up to us -- to win, place or show.

So here comes a toast -- just raise up your glass.   And if your don't, you're a pain in the asphalt.

Congratulations to Mike and everyone in Patchland.  You make us proud!