Opening Day at Patch

We hereby launch a brand new Patch. It’s unlike any other.

It’s true, I wouldn’t lie to you. Just go and ask your mother.

Fashionable, fun and easy to read -- like wind upon your sail.

All brought to you by the greatest group, Global Media named Hale.

You’ll still get all your favorites with blogs that ramp you up.

What will runneth over? Why that would be your cup.

Local events and trending news, ideas that really matter.

Maybe even a recipe for delicious cookie dough batter.

Welcome readers, young and old – we invite you now to peruse.

Please let us know what you like about us. (Tis better to amuse.)

If your thoughts or views are negative, if there’s anything we lack,

Please return your partly-used Patch and get your money back.

We’re not the Times nor Journal nor any metropolis Post.

There is no Broder or Pulitzer, just plenty of heart to boast.

From North, East, West and South we’ll try to present all views.

Hey, what do you know, an acronym! That’s why we call it the N.E.W.S.