Politically Correct Words

The List:

Dead – Living impaired

Gossip – Speedy transmission of near-factual information

Dishonest – Ethically disoriented

Failure – Deficiency achiever

Ignorant – Non-possessor of knowledge based information

Late – Newly rebranded arrival time

Unemployed – Involuntarily leisured

Fairy – Airborne humanoid with wings and mystical powers.

Tooth Fairy – Same as above and buyer of used teeth

Drunk – Chemically enhanced

Lumberjack – Tree murderer

Criminal – Behaviorally disadvantaged

Ugly – Cosmetically impaired

Looters, Shoplifters – Social Justice Consumers