Sarah Palin Poses With Dead Hog to Woo Voters to Trump

Sarah Palin Poses With Dead Hog to Woo Voters to Trump: In another bizarre twist in this 2016 election cycle, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has posted a picture to Facebook of herself posing with a dead hog in an attempt to woo Wisconsin primary voters to vote for GOP front-runner Donald Trump.

Wow, Cruz was right, Trump really is trying to hog-up all the media attention. That said, this is an extremely smart move on the part of the Trump campaign. Let’s face it, nothing spells victory at the polls quite like posing for a picture with a dead hog.

Meanwhile, Trump’s opponents are claiming there’s no way that hog would have posed with Sarah Palin had it still been alive, adding “where's Dick Cheney when you need him?” In response to complaints, the Republican National Committee issued a statement saying no animals (with the possible exception of the hog) were harmed in the making of this political advertisement.

Political insiders say Trump’s people made damn sure both Palin and pig had name tags on, just to make sure voters would be able tell them apart. Just for the record, Palin’s the one wearing the lipstick. Put another way - one is a wild boar and the other is a colossal bore.

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