White Christmas?

It’s holiday season and what could be better

Than receiving that wonderful holiday letter?

“We’ve traveled the globe – no really it’s true!

Next year we’re planning to go someplace new.

Our children excel in Humanities and sports

They’re considering medicine and possibly torts.

We’ve sold the estate and bought in Belize.

You must come and visit – we’ll send you the keys.

Our health has been perfect with nary a fever.

I know, I know, we’re like Ward and June Cleaver

We don’t talk religion, politics or sex

Nor any topic that might tend to vex.

No preference in foods – meat, vegan or fish.

We steer clear of problems like recipes for a dish.

Another topic we avoid like the plague

Is the weather – we try very hard to keep it all vague.

Dr. Phil and Oprah are not on the agenda.

Nor is Ellen -- nor that young flying Wallenda.

We don’t discuss gays nor lesbians nor trannies.

Heck, we don’t speak anymore of our Grannys.

We never mention new movies or books.

Who wants to sit there and get dirty looks?

We love the  holidays and will never bemoan.

Watching A Christmas Story or Home Alone.”

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