A one-woman play with original music starring Spider Saloff. The book, music, and lyrics are also by Spider Saloff. Based on a true story, this musical comedy is a tour de force with characters everyone will fall in love with. In the tradition of Lilly Tomlin and Tracey Ullman, gender bending Saloff portrays eight different characters in this hysterical and moving new show. The roles include a sharp-tongued Scottish waitress, a faded stage star, a hair dresser from South Philly and even a bearded poet.