Tom Brady Displays Trump's Make America Great Again Cap

Tom Brady Displays Trump’s Make America Great Again Cap: Shortly after getting his four-game suspension lifted by a federal judge, New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady was seen displaying a Donald Trump “Make America Great Again” Cap in his locker. And that my friends, is precisely why the NFL really needs to start getting serious about its brain injury problems.

Colorado Reporting $150 Million in Marijuana Tax Revenue: According to official state data, Colorado has brought in more than $150 million in marijuana tax revenue since the weed has been legalized. Now the big question remains, will any of that money be used to fix the pot holes on I-70?

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Palin Says Spanish Immigrants Need to Speak American: During a recent interview with CNN, Sarah Palin proclaimed that Spanish-speaking immigrants need to speak “American” while they’re in the United States. Thanks anyway Sarah, but I think most of us, rather than speak what you refer to as “American,” choose to communicate on a level beyond what third graders understand. Speaking of which, its sounds as if Sarah herself might possibly benefit from a remedial English class.

Russian Town Invaded by Hungry Bears: Luchegorsk, a Russian town of 21,000 near the Chinese border, is being taken over and terrorized by hungry bears following a shortage of wild nuts and berries, foods the bears usually eat to fatten up for the winter. Now I’m no wildlife expert, but while Russia may have a shortage of berries, they certainly don’t seem to have a shortage of nuts.

Day Care Workers Accused of Running Toddler Fight Club: Two New Jersey day care workers, accused of instigating and videotaping scuffles among young children as part of day care “Fight Club,” have pleaded not guilty to child abuse charges. And while I think this is simply horrible, I’m putting my money on the toddler swinging the fully loaded diaper.

Shark Tank Bursts in Shanghai Mall: Sixteen people were injured and three lemon sharks lost their lives when an aquarium in a Shanghai Mall burst and then gave way. Good grief, as if it isn’t stressful enough just finding a parking space at the mall, and now we have to worry about sharks too?

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NASA Explains Floating Spoon Spotted On Mars: NASA says what appears to be a “floating spoon” hovering just above the surface in photographs taken of the Red Planet, is most likely a rock that has been shaped by the wind. Just to be absolutely certain isn’t a spoon, NASA says they plan to consult with Uri Geller. On some level, if it does turn out a spoon, its nice to know that the Martians are civilized enough to eat with dinnerware and not with their hands. I’ll bet they use that spoon whenever they’re having a nice bowl of primordial soup on one of those cold Martian nights.

Hammerhead Shark Bites Kayaker Off Malibu Coast: A Hammerhead shark circled and bit Dillon Marks on the foot he was dangling in the water as he was fishing from his kayak off the famed Malibu coast. Local Malibu residents expressed concern that so many Hammerheads may not have the financial means to get the surgery which could help eliminate that unsightly hammerhead condition.