The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business, Celebrity Apprentice, Shameless

The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business, 8 p.m., CBS
So Mel and Mike quit, rather than come in last, and of course to me that’s a huge
difference and they should hang their heads in shame for the rest of their lives. It is
a privilege to be chosen to do this race, gentlemen, a privilege you received TWICE
and last Sunday you stomped all over it. Tonight we head to China, and there is yak
saddling involved. Fabulous.

Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC
Here’s the bumper sticker someone needs to make: We Need More Busey. Is this
the greatest go-round ever in the history of Low-Level Crazy Celebrities On TV?
Rhetorical question! Yes! Plus, itsy bitsy David Cassidy is fired! After being shoved
in his muddle school locker by Richard Hatch! And while I can’t stand Star Jones, I
LOVE that she is on this. I can’t wait till Lisa Rinna decks her.

Shameless, 10 p.m., Showtime
Well that was an amazing episode on about a thousand levels last week. Debs outing
Steve. Steve buying Fiona a house. Monica showing up, with her lesbian partner,
named Bob, and wanting Liam. Cash shooting Mickey. I mean, really. What could
happen next? On this brilliant show, just about anything.