Two And A Half Men, 9 p.m., FX
OK, this is a repeat from several years ago. And I don't watch this show anymore – haven't in almost two years – because I cannot condone Charlie Sheen's misogyny. That said, this episode contains the filthiest joke that I believe has ever aired on broadcast television. So there you go.
Burn Notice, 8, 9 and 10 p.m., USA
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Old eps, as the latest season just ended. And it's official for me after that two-hour season conclusion: I'm done with this show. How many times is Michael going to get in a car with men he doesn't know? The whole thing was just ridiculous and confusing and it's not worth it anymore.
Top 20 Most Shocking, 10 p.m., TruTV
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Kids, I know I am scraping the bottom of the barrel here but cut me some slack. There is nothing on. Personally, we have been watching our Christmas DVDs, Grownups, Toy Story 3 and New Moon over and over. Anyway, this focuses on practical jokes.
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