Election Coverage, Dancing with the Stars, Kathy Griffin ... On Crutches

Election Coverage, various times, the Networks

Oh, I always love election night broadcasts. I miss Tim Russert though. This year the names of the networks' results shows are hilarious. Well, sort of. First of all, CBS is waiting until 10 p.m., to fire it up, because why mess with the ratings juggernaut of the NCISes. They are calling it Election Coverage. Over at NBC at 9, after The Biggest Loser (irony?) comes Decision 2010. At ABC, at 9:30 (after the most padded DWTS ouster show ever) is Vote 2010. And at Fox, beginning at 9 p.m., is .... America's Election Headquarters: The 2010 Midterms. (I am not making that up.)

Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC

I'd say something about Bristol Palin's likely ouster tonight, but I'm afraid I'll get yelled at.

Kathy Griffin ... on Crutches, 10 p.m., Bravo

You know how CBS calls that Shatner sitcom Bleep My Dad Says? Well, Zap2It.com, where I read the listings, is calling this what you see above. So I read it and I think, "Why is Kathy on crutches?" Except she's not. She tells a story about "ladies of the evening" on crutches. Except she calls them something else. Something that I am afraid to write, now that I know that Zap2It is afraid to write it also. It rhymes with "bores."