“He became Wealthy for a Reason, Pretty Smart”
Mike, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club
with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired
woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and
charm and who hangs over Mike's arm and listens intently to his every
word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At their very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Mike,
how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Mike replied, "Girlfriend? Cindy's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask: "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Mike replied.
"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Mike smiled and said, "No, I told her I was 90."
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