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“I had a Teacher like her, pretty Smart”

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“I had a Teacher like her, pretty Smart”


Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.
After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First question: Which tire was flat?"

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