“A JEWISH DIVORCE”
A Jewish daughter says to her mother "I'm divorcing Nathan."
"All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the
size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman.
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari.
You get $2,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?
NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!
