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“Maybe a Good Trade?”

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“Maybe a Good Trade?”







A woman was driving home through the hills, having just come from wine country and had a very special bottle of wine on the seat next to her, a present for her husband, who loved fine wines.
The woman was feeling a little lonesome so when she saw a kindly looking old man hitchhiking she picked him up. The man turned out to be an Indian.
After they had chatted amiably for a bit, the woman noticed the old brave eyeing the bottle of wine.
"I'm sorry," said the woman, "we can't open that. It's a very special wine. Very expensive. I got it for my husband."
The Indian crossed his arms and thought about it. After a minute, he nodded ever so slightly and said, "good trade."

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