“Now, I won’t make the same Mistake”

“Now, I won’t make the same Mistake”

A retired guy sits around the house in Louisiana all day so one day his wife says, "Jay, could you do something useful like vacuum the house once a week?"
The guy gives it a moment's thought and says; "Sure; why not. Where's the vacuum?"
Half an hour later, Jay walks into the kitchen to get some coffee.
His wife says, "I didn't hear the vacuum running; I thought you were going to use it."
Exasperated, Jay answers, "The stupid thing is broken, and it won't start. We need to buy a new one!"
"Really?" she says, "Show me - it worked fine the last time I used it."
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