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“Now that is a Real Gentleman!”

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“Now that is a Real Gentleman!”



A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It's smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"
So, they walked past it again.

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