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“The Perfect Circus Life for sure”

Circus people

“The Perfect Circus Life for sure”




A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their new 50-foot motor home which equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education the child.
"We've have a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with 4 languages."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied. "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter as long the kid fits in the cannon."

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