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“Pretty Smart Marketing!”

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“Pretty Smart Marketing!”





Last
week Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he
couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner
sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket
and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By
now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man
why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out
500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asked Mike.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.

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