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“Is there a Lesson Here?”

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“Is there a Lesson Here?”




An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has
just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty
blonde.


"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for
$65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no
discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce
it. See you later, grandpa."

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