“That is what I call a Clear Message!”
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving
couple."
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to
the secret of their long and happy marriage. The husband replied,
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America. We visited the Grand
Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by
horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she
almost fell off.
"My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We
hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead."
The
man continued, "I shouted at her, 'What's wrong with you, woman?! Why
did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%@$ crazy!?'
She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
And from that moment we have lived happily ever after."
