Naugatuck Police Bed and Breakfast Once Again Open Christmas Weekend

Written by Naugatuck Police Lt. Bryan Cammarata,

The Naugatuck PD Bed & Breakfast is proud to announce its annual Christmas Eve / Christmas Day special …
....We here at the NPD B&B are especially excited because the Christmas Holiday falls on a weekend …. Due to this we are running a Christmas WEEKEND SPECIAL ….

Those arrested and checking in on Saturday (Christmas Eve) receive a free night’s stay on Sunday … That’s right – You heard me … Get arrested on Saturday and stay through Sunday … Same crappy service , same crappy food , same crappy steel bed … all yours for two nights … AT NO ADDITIONAL COST ….

But Wait …. ….For those that can’t wait till Saturday …. If you act fast … and get arrested on Friday … the day before, the day before Christmas …. We will throw in a THIRD night’s stay … for FREE!! …. This special applies to all law breakers … we do not discriminate …. Thieves, Robbers, Assaulters, Peace Breachers of all kinds, Shop Lifters and our favorites … those who drive drunk on our streets …. This special is for you!!

So please … get the word out as we would love to NOT have any customers this holiday weekend …. The staff is extra cranky when working on the Christmas holiday and it reflects in our hospitality …. Not to mention the crappy meals ….

….Our advice …. use a designated driver, keep your hands and feet to yourself and don’t break into or take what doesn’t belong to you …. and spend the family at home with those you love this Christmas!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all … From the NPD B&B!!