Rick Scott – Now He Has Got Skin in the Game!

Although not officially confirmed, an associate just informed me that he overheard someone who looks like Rick Scott, Governor of Florida, saying the following:

“Forget about all that tupid talk about climate change, beach corrosion, global nuclear theatrics and what not. I know all about the Sunshine State weather, and I recently blew away Connecticut business leaders with my unique employment techniques. I, future Senator to be, can take the heat because we Floridians have tons of water to douse ourselves with. All this climate stuff is nothing but a sneaky ploy by Democrats to poach my eggs”.

What apparently preceded this occurred on June 16 at the Norwalk Inn as Dan Malloy was taunted by Rick Scott, Governor of Florida. I mean, who would proclaim “Danny Boy this here is a showdown. I am unabashedly interested in getting every job you have in Connecticut in Florida. I’m going after all of the jobs.”

God! The cojones on that guy.

But Dan had to hand it to Rick as he observed this chic charlatan who even glowed in the muted lighting of the Norwalk Inn.

And how did Connecticut Republicans react? Well, State Representative Toni Boucher went way beyond the call of duty as she explained by doing her due diligence to check out Rick because she felt “it’s irresponsible to close our ears”. And what about mom-made-man Senate Minority Leader Scott Frantz? Apparently he decided he wanted no part of that action and rumor has it he took the day off to row his boat off his private island in Riverside.

Poor Dan. Between corrupt state officials, unimaginative, paranoid, secretive legislators and an opaque Justice System, he never stood a chance. That required real change. The type of change that only comes with bringing in an outsider that’s not under the spell of i-n-e-p-t-i-t-u-d-e.

Well Dan, on a positive note, don’t feel bad about Rick Scott. My associate secretly snapped the photo attached to this article, and Florida and Rick Scott might not be all that one would think they’re cracked up to be. Apparently Rick knows that Connecticut schools are superior to Florida’s and he might be looking to tap into some better brain power than his own. It appears that Rick might be finding it difficult to take the heat down there and might in fact be concerned about climate change affecting his boyish looks. Apparently he’s not taking chances and has taken to wearing a removable head skin to keep that shiny dome climatized.