Lil' Mo's with Yankee tickets and cure for "honey-do" list

  
Lil's Mo's on Main Street will be offering two FREE Yankee tickets from 6 p.m. until 8 p.m tomorrow (the 23 day of the month).
The tickets are for a future game between the lovable Yankee's and the hated Red Coats, whoops I mean the Red Socks.
I have been told the seats are not in the nose bleed sections where you can purchased oxygen bottles for a fair price.
According to the experts the tickets are considered "good".
I could really care less, I usually fall a sleep between the 6th and 7th innings.
When she can find tickets for the traditional New York Giants-New York Jets football game I will be standing on the doorstep of the restaurant when it opens.
Free Yankee tickets should rattle a few cages in beautiful downtown Stratford.
Now to the "honey-do'' list.
After slaving at your local sweat shop your mind now turns to the fast approaching weekend for peace, quite, food and spirits.
Wrong.
The dreaded "honey-do" list is probably awaiting you, especially because of the long weekend.
There are two parts to the "honey-do" list.
The "honey" and the "do".
The list includes: male/female, female/male, male/male, female/female, male/female/female, female/female/male, sheep.
There is only one restaurant in town that I am aware of that provides a cure on Saturday for the "honey'' "do" list.
Lil' Mo's has a cure for the list, a happy hour that runs from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. with interesting discounts on food and beverages.
"The car needs to be washed, I have to get gas, the lawnmower broke and I need to get a spark plug, your family is coming for the holiday and I need to get pain killer of some type and ear plugs."
All would probably get you out of the house, apartment, teepee, or log cabin where you reside.
In one blog I referred to Moe's character  and  personality as that of a Caucasian Ovchark.
I have been told it is closers to that of a Bouvier des Flanders.
Both stand six foot or better on their hind legs.
The Ovchark with paws up will be drinking vodka while the Flanders paws up will be sipping wine.
Do not forget, the traditional Memorial Day Parade will step off at a new time.
NOON.
I may be prowling the streets during the parade unless I am called to action by the brothers and sisters of the "River Rats", Rescue "2" or Rescue "3".