So I am a hard-core non-fast food kind of gal - I know it is heavly processed and ridiculously unhealthy in every way - but it's the day after my birthday and I really didn't feel like making a darn thing so off to that two-letter coffee joint and ordered me a bacon, egg and cheese on an English muffin and a medium hazelnut coffee. I returned home with the goods, opened it ...eeegahds! the English muffin - if that is what they want to call it - was not at all toasty like the picture on the bright, illuminated board. So off to work on it I went. The muffin slices went in the toaster (by the way, it was still white after toasting, soo not normal) threw some catsup and baby arugula on it and BAM! She was edible. Though still not great for me I felt better knowing there was at least something of nutritional value in it
