'The Bachelor,' 'Skins,' 'The Event'

The Event, 8 p.m., NBC

It’s back. For those of you who even noticed it was gone.

The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC

Yes, it is. It’s the “women tell all” episode. Yeesh.

Skins, 10 p.m., MTV

I have not watched this because frankly the previews they show during Jersey Shore skeeve me out so badly that I can barely continue to watch Vinny plunge the toilet on that show. It’s like Teen Nick’s DeGrassi, except rated XXX. I hope MTV is proud of itself.