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Coming up on the calendar:
Open Mic Poetry Night
MES PTO Ice Cream Social (rain 9/16) at Mitchell Elementary School
MES Instrument Recruitment Night at Mitchell Elementary School
... and check out 4 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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GES PTO-Chalk the Walk Gainfield Elementary School Southbury, CT 06488 4:00 pm
Monday August 31
Registration for Terrific Toddlers and Pre-K Storytime Middlebury Public Library - Children 30 Crest Road, Middlebury, CT 06762
GES PTO-Chalk the Walk Rain Date Gainfield Elementary School Southbury, CT 06488 4:00 pm
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🪧 Patch Classifieds
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Marrakech Inc posted a job opening for Direct Care Workers Needed! 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Shifts! in Middlebury. Apply here.
Stop & Shop posted a job opening for PT Clerk - Grocery - 0621 in Southbury. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Woodbury Center here.
🗞 Nearby News
Woodbury
Republican-American calendar for Tuesday, Aug. 25 (nhregister.com)
Bethlehem
Cal Raleigh hits 3 homers as Mariners snap Phillies' 9-game win streak with 9-2 victory (greenwichtime.com)
Montroy Architecture names Colbert principal (nyrej.com)
Watertown
CT safety officials advise driver to be careful near school buses (wshu.org)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells. (Thank you Jean D. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!