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The Purrfect Match

Johnson could be the man, er-cat, of your dreams.

My name is Johnson and I very well could be the man, er - cat, of your dreams.

Since signing up for Match-up.com, I have received all kinds of winks and whistles. Never could I have imagined being chased by so many ladies! But since my profile does include a gorgeous picture and my interests range from loving to snuggle to making you feel very special…..who could resist me?

As far as talents go, I’m not much of a cook, but wow, do I love to eat. How does an evening out at Owens Fish Camp sound to you? YUM!

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I am particularly good at the couch potato thing and I’m not into water sports but I do appreciate a good belly rub. If you shower me with affection, I promise to return the favor and lavish sweet attention on you. My gray and white fur is so soft that I know you will not be able to keep your hands off me.

So, what do you say? How about a date? I know I’m your perfect match!

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