Celebrate Florida Puppet Day! July 27, 2018

It must be really embarrassing to have been a Trump voter and now realize that you were duped by Russians into voting for our cowardly puppet president. Puppet day is for you! Your ignorance and willingness to ignore reason (facts, science, etc) made you the perfect puppet too! Remember Trump said he loves the uneducated. That’s because he is one, and so are his supporters.

Puppet Day is July 27 because that is the day Trump feigned asking Russia to search for Hillary Clinton’s emails, and you bought that along with all his other lies.

Puppet Day always reminds me of Kim Davis, the county clerk for Rowan County, Kentucky, whose attorney’s ultimately asked for a special accommodation for her so that she would not have to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. In other words, her own attorney’s were equating her to someone with a mental disability and asking for a special accommodation the same way a special accommodation would be made to accommodate a mentally disabled person at work. Of course the court did not grant her a special accommodation, because she ought to know better. She was ignorant by choice.

It must be really embarrassing to now realize you were nothing more than an ignorant puppet, easily mislead and taken advantage of. You ought to know better too. Now you are just part of Putin’s Repuppetcan Party.

We recommend you celebrate puppet day by watching the movie “Idiocracy”. It is a comedy, but you might think it stings. Check it out. Enjoy!