North Korean delegation to join Pride Parade!

By executive order of President Trump, North Korea will join the St Pete Pride Parade this Saturday and goose step their way down Bayshore Drive showing their own special homogenous pride. This is in preparation for Trump’s own military parade on Veterans Day in Washington D.C. where the North Koreans will again set an example for Americans on how to show respect for their leader. Governor Rick “the 5th” Scott (link) will lead the delegation to symbolize Floridian’s blind unwavering devotion to our glorious leader Donald “Jong” Trump.

In admiration Trump said "Kim Jong Un speaks and his people sit up at attention, I want my people to do the same, and Kim is going to show me how to make that happen between now and Veterans Day."

Trump Added “Now this is the kind of homogeneity we need in this country- Homogenous obedience! Even Vice President Mike Pence would approve of this public display of affection.”

(This is satire)