Doctor's In: What Price Victory?

After celebrating Obama’s re-election by banging pots and screaming Obama, Obama, late into the night; I finally went to bed thinking the world was a better place. Not so fast! What does the aftermath of victory bring – the General scandals! 

I can only conclude that two of our top Generals are not busy enough. Could it be that floozies are running rampant through the high command? Are they really Mata Hari’s disguised as vamps? Are they selling secrets to the Russians, Taliban, or Donald Trump; perhaps, all of the above? Anything is possible. What we need here is Philip Marlow, Sam Spade, Hercule Poirot; or maybe Dick Tracy. No, we need Superman.

Not to be outdone is the State of Texas. Reports claim that 80,000 Texans have signed petitions to secede from the union to show their appreciation for Obama’s
victory. Other states are following suit. I am waiting to hear from the Ku Klux Clan, the Truth Ministries, Westboro Baptist Church, or the White Supremacist Creativity Movement. Things are never dull in the U.S. of A.

I must admit personal relief;my Grandfather saved all his Confederate money. It's safely tucked away in a bank in Texas. I wonder if I will need a valid passport to get to Dallas and retrieve the moolah. I understand many corporate leaders are following Ayn Rand’s advice and setting up their own country in the Bahamas. Others I know are retreating into bomb shelters they built in the 1950s awaiting the end of the world as we know it.

As for President Obama he has been seen dancing around the White House lawn playing horsey rides with his children while the First Lady serves iced tea. Yes, it gives you a sense of security to know things are moving forward. As for my family and I, who thought we saw it all – we haven’t! God Bless America!