Bears At Croatia Zoo Discovered Having Lots Of Oral Sex: Researchers from Poland are trying to determine why a pair of male brown bears at a zoo in Croatia have been engaging in so much oral sex, with the animals preforming fellatio 28 times over the course of 116 hours. So apparently bears do a lot more in the woods than previously thought. Guess this kind of gives new meaning to the phrase "grin and bear it.” All I can say is, if these turn out to be Russian bears, Putin’s gonna be pissed!
Bringing Mammoths Back from the Dead: Although its a species believed extinct for over 5,000 years, some researchers are claiming that it may be possible to bring a mammoth back to life within four years. Or they could just be pulling the wool over our eyes.
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Starbucks Announces New Price Hike: Starbucks announced that it will be raising prices on many of its drinks by 5 cents to 20 cents as well as $1 more for the packaged coffee it sells in supermarkets. Which pretty much explains why Starbucks recently adopted a "No Guns" policy in all their stores.
Walmart Velveeta Recalled for Not Having Enough Preservatives: Kraft Foods is recalling 260 cases of its Velveeta cheese product distributed to Walmart stores in 12 midwestern states out of fear the product doesn’t contain enough preservatives. So that’s all? For a minute I thought someone had accidentally put some real cheese in it. Not enough preservatives? Hell, Velveeta is about the only product who’s longevity is measured by half-life rather than shelf-life.
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U.S. Patent Office Cancels Washington Redskins Trademark: The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office canceled six federal trademark registrations for the name "Washington Redskins" on Wednesday on the grounds that the football team’s name is “disparaging to Native Americans” and thus in violation of federal trademark laws banning offensive or disparaging language. While this is a good start, let us not lose sight of the fact that our sisters participating in Oregon State women's athletic programs are playing for a team called the Oregon State “Beavers.”
USDA Says America’s Milk Consumption is Plummeting: According to surprisingly new data from the USDA, Americans are now drinking 37 percent less milk than they did back in 1970. No whey! I’m udderly shocked!