Woman’s Mummified Body Found in Her Car Six Years After Her Death: CNN is reporting that the mummified remains of a Pontiac, Michigan woman in her 40’s were found in the back seat of her car parked right in her driveway - about six years after her death - and no one reported the woman missing, even though she had a job and an adult son. Gee, you would think that the son would have missed his mummy.
Connecticut Boy Brings 50 Packets of Heroin to School: Police say the stepfather of a 5-year-old Connecticut boy is under arrest after the child brought 50 packets of heroin to school for show and tell session. The child’s classmates say this is some of the highest grade heroin they’ve seen all year.
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Neighbors Catch Florida Man Having Sex With His Pit Bull: Tampa police say neighbors flagged them down after 57-year-old Bernard Marsonek ignored their pleas to stop having sex with his pit bull in his yard. The man tried to claim he was simply making a pit stop. Lucky for Marsonek, Florida happens to be one of the few “Stand Your Hound” states. In Florida, they have a saying “never leave your dog’s behind.”
Miley Cyrus Caught Using Teleprompter During Concerts: Miley Cyrus is facing criticism after fans who spotted her glancing at lyrics on a karaoke-style teleprompter positioned at the edge of the stage at a recent Las Vegas concert. Who can really blame her? The lyrics of her songs are so lame, I wouldn't want to memorize them either. On a positive note, at least it proves she can read.
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Thai Man Arrested With 10,000 Pairs of Stolen Underwear: Police say that a man in Thailand has been arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Because he’s a career criminal, police says its unlikely he’ll change his ways, but we can be fairly certain he’ll change his underwear. Even so, his sentence is expected to be brief.
Most Teens Text While Driving: An anonymous survey of American high school teens showed that nearly 60 percent admit to texting or e-mailing while driving. The other 40% were too busy texting to take the survey.
Marie Osmond Pees Herself Onstage: Veteran entertainer Marie Osmond and her singer brother Donny were hosting their final gig aboard the Donny & Marie “Cruisin With Friends” tour when an audience member asked the Marie a question that caused her to double over in hysterics so much that she couldn't regain her composure and accidentally relieved herself in front of the entire crowd. When asked if they”d ever attend another Marie Osmond concert, shocked audience members said “it all Depends.”