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The Donald, Sean and "Yes Man" Kellyanne

Bleached blonde bimbo Kellyanne Conway should learn to get her alternative facts straight. It seems apparent that Sean Spicer was looking at the wrong photos involving the inauguration headcount fiasco and the cover she tried to provide him. The photos of that event were confused with those of the protest march.

Aside from the fact that Ms. Conway is 2nd runner up to Mickey D’s French Fryer in the golden crispy look, this 49 year old potato head is also a serial chatter box. If you think listening to her is a challenge, imagine talking to her. Her non-stop interruptions would derail the train of thought of anyone trying to have a meaningful conversation. Generally turning down the sound is the only effective way to putting this motor mouth on idle.

By the way, I’m half Irish so potato head jokes are par for the course.

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