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Disney’s Robotic Trump Approval Rating Soars!
Everyone seems to love Disney's Robot Trump! Real Trump- not so much. GOP discovers that Disney's Robotic Trump knows when to shut up!

The latest surveys show that Robotic Trump’s approval ratings quickly surpassed that of real Trump with survey participants saying he is more coherent, consistent and likable than real trump. With real Trump’s approval rating floundering in the mid 30’s, Robot Trump’s rating climbed to 60% matching those of former President Obama. Everyone seems to love Robot Trump! Even Majority Leader Mitch McConnell noted “Robot Trump knows when to shut up!” and quickly convened a Senate meeting to propose obtaining a second Trump robot unit from Disney that could be deployed at all public appearances that require the president to speak.