Community Update

Are There Aliens Among Us!

Back in
April of this year a committee of five former lawmakers including Carolyn
Cheeks Kilpatrick gathered in Washington, D.C. to examine evidence of
extraterrestrial life on earth.  Each
member was to be paid $20,000 plus expenses. 
The group was to meet from April 29 through May 3 and was to question individuals
who either believed that aliens were among us or individuals who in fact had
interacted with the little green men from who knows where!  Since then, the results from that elite group
of ET researchers has not been circulated and that is disappointing.  Shouldn’t we be notified if the earth is
being inhabited by extraterrestrials? Certainly the Neighborhood Welcoming
Committee would want to know.

Wouldn’t it
be interesting though if the committee called people to testify who claim to
have been abducted by aliens!  That would
be worth the price of admission.  And in
that regard, why is it that when people are supposedly contacted by people from
other planets they are from a southern state and inevitably wear bib overalls
and their names are Skeeter and Cooter and there is always a corn field in the
background?  Let’s also not overlook the
claim from these yokels that the aliens always submit them to an anal probe –
yikes!  Perhaps the aliens are really frustrated
proctologists in need of medical volunteers!

In any
event, should we be concerned that the committee discovered alien life on our
planet and decided to deep six the findings? 
Should we be ever vigilant in making new friends? And why does my new
neighbor have a strong resemblance to Spock from Star Trek!  And should I be concerned with those crop
circles in my yard?  Where are Flash
Gordon, Buck Rogers and Tom Corbett, all space cadets when we need them!

Bill Kalmar