Napkin Vs. Shirt

Do you ever wonder why napkins exist?  If you were to look at my son’s shirts you
would honestly think that there are no napkins or paper towels in our household.

Yes, that’s right, every shirt, under shirt and pajama top has stains.  How is this possible?  I mean on his pajama shirt???  REALLY?? Maybe I need to wake up more often in the middle of the night and check on him, because there obviously is a party going on in his bedroom that I don’t know about and food is being served!

Anyway, while doing laundry I discovered that every shirt worn by my son is stained.  Why oh why?  While eating, there must be some hidden force that repels his hand from being able to pick up the napkin (that is directly beside his plate) and forces him to pick up his shirt and use it instead all while I’ve said 50 times…DO NOT USE YOUR SHIRT.

Alzheimer’s…. amnesia???

There must be some sound answer.

You’ll have to excuse me now while I go to the mailbox to look for my thank you card from the laundry spot removal product companies…..I know there must be one in there.  It’s good to be loved.