Health & Fitness
Top 10: Why Seniors Have To Be Careful Trick-or-Treating
This is not mine. It came from my sister in south Florida via the Internet but it sure is worth sharing.
No. 10—You get winded from knocking on the door.
No. 9—You have to get a kid to chew the candy for you.
No. 8—You have to ask for high-fiber candy only.
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No. 7—When a candy bar is dropped in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
No. 6—People say "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
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No. 5—When the door opens, you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
No. 4—By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
No. 3—You have to choose a costume that won't knock your toupee off.
No2—You're the only power ranger in the neighborhood who uses a walker.
And the No. 1 reason: You keep having to go home to pee.
