The Nankipooh Enquirer: 5th Grade at Nankipooh School

I had never bothered to comb my hair except when I went to church on Sunday, and most of the time my mother combed it for me, cause after all, who cares about your hair when you are ten years old.  Well after that first week in Miss Ledford’s class. I asked my mother to get me some hair tonic, and she brought home a bottle of Vasoline Hair Oil.  The next morning I put about half of that bottle on my head, and was slicked down better than a greased pig, except for the cowlick in the back, which stood straight up, no matter how much oil I poured on it.  I guess I looked a lot like Alphalfa from the old “Spanky and our Gang” TV show.  When I showed up at school, I didn’t think the kids would ever stop laughing.

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