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The Nankipooh Enquirer: "Fishing with no Bait"

The Georgia Senate Race may determine which party controls the US Senate, but both candidates are fishing without bait.

Neither the Republican (Skunk) candidate nor the Democrat (Polecat) candidate has ever held an elected office, so we have a choice between two folks who have no credentials nor experience for the job.  Neither one seems to stand for much, other than trying to paint their opponent as worse than a case of scarlet fever,  All they got going for them is that they both have famous politicians for relatives.  It is like they are trying to fish with no bait!

Of course it doesn’t matter much to Old Bascomb because I don’t like the Skunks or the Polecats, because they both stink.  That is why Bascomb Biggers is running for President of the Good Old USA in 2016, cause we sure need a good watchdog up in DC to keep the Skunks and Polecats from stealing all of the eggs out of the henhouse.

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