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The Nankipooh Enquirer: "Just the Facts Mam"
During my lifetime I saw a lot of history, including the Civil War, which was just about as bad as it ever got in this country...

My Great Grandfather, Bascomb Biggers is running for President of the Good Old USA. (my cousin, Scoop Biggers of the Nankipooh Enquirer is running Bascomb’s campaign)
From Bascomb:
“I ain’t never liked a politician standing on a stump and making promises for votes that you know he ain’t never gonna keep! A lotta folks been asking me what the difference is between the Skunks(Republicans) and the Polecats(Democrats), and I can tell you that the only difference is the way they want to spend the money that they steal from you. Other than that, they both stink, and all they want to do is argue with one another, and never get anything done.”
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