There is nothing I love more than hanging out and drinking with my family. It is my favorite thing. But drinking with my family on vacation takes it to a whole new level. There are twenty-seven of us here right now. All the main players. Beau and I. Juan and Dat. Quint and Shelly. Our other cousin Big Tranny and his parents, Uncle Tank and Aunt Laughy. Eleven adults. The rest are kids. It's unfortunate for the other people who are also at this resort. I imagine they sit in their rooms shaking their heads at the unbelievably horrible luck they have for booking their vacation the exact same week our family is here. Sucks to be them. But this is how we do.
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