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'Free Drug Testing' Offered By Grundy County Sheriff's Office
Grundy County asks if your meth, heroin or other illegal drugs contain unhealthy gluten, sugar or MSG?

MORRIS, IL — The Grundy County Sheriff's Office made a humorous post on social media Thursday afternoon headlined "FREE DRUG TESTING." The Morris law enforcement agency posed a question to its Facebook followers asking: "Does your meth, heroin or other illegal drugs contain unhealthy gluten, sugar or MSG? Is it vegan? High in saturated fats or Cholesterol? Not sure? We would be happy to help you."
The agency urged people to bring their drugs to the Grundy County Sheriff's Office "and we will test it for free! ... We also make house calls."
Later, the sheriff's agency added a disclaimer, reminding followers that "our posts are meant to shed light-hearted humor. If you are struggling with a drug addiction, please feel free to reach out to us regarding our Safe Passage Program. We can help. Most know but obviously some don't, we are not really going to test your illegal drugs ..."
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