Ex-Bears QB Jay Cutler Caught With Pants Down Thanks To Wife's Instagram Photo

If the eight seasons Chicago Bears fans and former quarterback Jay Cutler spent together was a romantic relationship, they would've been the kind of couple who would argue constantly with one another for the entire week, threaten to break up but then decide to stay together after passionate Sunday makeup sex.

But Cutler and the Bears did eventually call it quits, with the team releasing the 33-year-old signal caller earlier this month. And before the Bears could say, "It's not you, it's us," they had fallen head over heels in love with quarterback Mike Glennon, their new regular Sunday afternoon — and occasionally Sunday and Monday night — thing, signing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers backup to a three-year, $45 million deal, essentially running off to Vegas to elope with the first person they right swiped on Tinder.

And Cutler's wife, Kristin Cavallari, continued this strained romantic relationship analogy with an Instagram photo of her husband that's the equivalent of the ex posting a sickeningly positive social media update telling followers that he's healthy and happy and not emotionally crippled by the dissolution of a nearly decade-long relationship.

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This week, Cavallari has been sharing photos on Instagram of her and Cutler enjoying their vacation in Mexico.

On Tuesday, the former reality TV show star posted an image of her husband during a vulnerable — and NSFW — moment admiring their ocean view, working on his tan lines and exposing to the world that he shouldn't be playing quarterback, because from behind, he looks like he was built to be a fullback, ifyouknowwhatwemean (andwethinkyoudo).

(You can go to Cavallari's Instagram account to check out the uncensored photo. No judgment here.)

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Despite his free agent status and a lack of standout quarterbacks in this year's draft, Cutler has yet to be picked up by one of the handful of NFL teams desperately in need of a veteran under center. In fact, there's a strong possibility that he might not play football this season, WGN Radio's Adam Hodge reports, and according to People magazine, Cutler's currently developing his other business interests.

Whatever his future career plans, Cutler won't be hanging around Chicago so he can be the butt of jokes for disgruntled Bears fans. He, Cavallari and their three children will be pulling up stakes to move to Nashville, where Cutler played college ball at Vanderbilt University.

Former Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (photo by Jonathan Daniel | Getty Images Sport | Getty Images)

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