Job Applicant Texts Naked Selfies to Human Resources Manager: Cops

If the accidental exposure of celebrities like Marc Jacobs and Lenny Kravitz hasn’t taught society how to keep its private parts from mistakenly assaulting the eyes of unsuspecting bystanders, maybe the story of this humble job applicant will do the trick.

It’s a stark nightmare of the digital age. A human resources manager for a company in St. Charles reported to Elmhurst police that a potential job candidate supplied way more than the usual application materials.

He texted her photos of his nude self on not one, but two occasions between Aug. 11 and 13. Whoops.

Police got in touch with man, who said the photos were meant for someone else. We can only, desperately hope it was someone who actually wanted them. He was told not to contact the human resources manager again, according to Elmhurst police. The human resources manager decided not to take further legal action.